None Exist, All religions are man-made.

Here's a list of some secular responses to sneezing. Some I found on the Internet, some I've heard other people use and some I created for this list.

  • “Godzilla”
  • “Choo, bezzoo.”
  • “Dog bless you.”
  • “Tissue?”
  • “Good luck with that!”
  • “I hope it works out for you.”
  • “Gesundheit!” (German for “good health”.)
  • “Salud!” (Spanish. After a sneeze, “Your health.” As a toast, “Cheers”.)
  • “Santé!” (French, “health”.)
  • “Congratulations.”
  • “Are you okay?”
  • “Are you going to be okay?”
  • “Did you have a good sneeze?”
  • “Can I go through your pockets?”
  • “Cover your mouth.”
  • “May your personal deity enhance your well-being.”
  • “Hey... clean that up, will ya?”
  • “Need a tissue?”
  • “Boomshanka!”
  • “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”
  • “Science bless you.”
  • “Good one!”
  • “Get any on you?”
  • “Good job.”
  • “Now clean your face.”
  • “That's funny.”
  • “Thank you.”
  • “The cold, vast universe is indifferent to your sneeze.”
  • “Live long and prosper.”
  • “So it goes.”
  • “You exploded!”
  • “Excuse you.” (If they don't say, “Excuse me”.)
  • “I hope you are not contagious!”
  • “Thanks for spreading germs, Typhoid Mary.”
  • “You are so good looking.” (From Seinfeld episode #38, “The Good Samaritan”.)
  • “Scat, scat pussy cat, your tail is in the gravy.”
  • “Scat (there) Tom, your tail is in the gravy.”
  • Action: If you have a tissue handy, hand them a tissue.

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“ I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” —Stephen F. Roberts

“Our religious beliefs are ultimately incompatible with civilization. It seems to me to be absolutely obvious that there is no future, in which nuclear armed fundamentalist regimes will live side by side with one another and manage to keep the missiles happily in their silos indefinitely.” —Sam Harris

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